If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future. – Winston Churchill

 

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig – Robert Heinlein

 

Justice is getting what we deserve. Mercy is NOT getting what we DO deserve. Grace is GETTING what we DON’T deserve. – Unknown

 

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly, even when scared half to death. – Omar Bradley, 5 Star General in The US Army

 

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt

 

A giraffe is a horse designed by a committee. An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. – Unknown

 

When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall. – Bill Earle

 

A fool and his money are soon elected. – Will Rogers

 

Adam blamed Eve.  Eve blamed the serpent.  The serpent didn’t have a leg to stand on. – Unknown

 

Getting old is better than the alternative.  – Maurice Chevalier

 

The one yelling “I am the boss, I am the boss, I am the boss”, is certainly not the boss. – Roy Moss

 

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

 

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won’t sit upon a cold stove lid either. – Mark

Twain.

 

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. – Henry Kissinger

 

Getting old is not for sissies. – Bette Davis

 

Maturity is just knowing when to be immature – Randall Hall

 

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. – Will Rogers

 

There is a difference between inexpensive and cheap.  Sometimes you can save too much money. -Roy Moss

 

Common sense isn’t. – Me

 

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to

determine whether or not they are genuine. – Abraham Lincoln