My Favorite Quotes

If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future. – Winston Churchill


Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig – Robert Heinlein


Justice is getting what we deserve. Mercy is NOT getting what we DO deserve. Grace is GETTING what we DON’T deserve. – Unknown


Bravery is the capacity to perform properly, even when scared half to death. – Omar Bradley, 5 Star General in The US Army


No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt


A giraffe is a horse designed by a committee. An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. – Unknown


When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall. – Bill Earle


A fool and his money are soon elected. – Will Rogers


Adam blamed Eve.  Eve blamed the serpent.  The serpent didn’t have a leg to stand on. – Unknown


Getting old is better than the alternative.  – Maurice Chevalier


The one yelling “I am the boss, I am the boss, I am the boss”, is certainly not the boss. – Roy Moss


My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller


The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won’t sit upon a cold stove lid either. – Mark



Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. – Henry Kissinger


Getting old is not for sissies. – Bette Davis


Maturity is just knowing when to be immature – Randall Hall


The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. – Will Rogers


There is a difference between inexpensive and cheap.  Sometimes you can save too much money. -Roy Moss


Common sense isn’t. – Me


The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to

determine whether or not they are genuine. – Abraham Lincoln

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