The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth, So Help Me God

I just observed a lady, as I have so many other ladies, who is trying to hide her age. Her hair is dyed a dull solid black. Her makeup is desperately trying to hide wrinkles, but failing miserably. And do strappy heels really ever look good on 75 year-old feet? If you’re going bald, men, go bald. Rock the look. We can all spot a toupee or a combover from across a room, and it never looks good. People should wear clothes that fit them and fit their shape. Obvious? Evidently not. Just go to the mall and people-watch for 5 minutes, and you’ll see what I mean. I’ve seen plenty of older ladies look really classy with gray hair,…